
IF YOU FELL INTO A POND, THEY’D BE SKIMMING STUPID OFF THE SURFACE FOR A WEEK.
Hao iz dis kinda stoopid eben possibul??
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IF YOU FELL INTO A POND, THEY’D BE SKIMMING STUPID OFF THE SURFACE FOR A WEEK.
Hao iz dis kinda stoopid eben possibul??

La lalala la laaa laaaaaaaaaaaaaa la lalala la laaa, la lala la laaaaaaaa… Plz shut up, Plz shut up, Plz shut up…
wut? I ALWAYZ sing in showurz.

*sigh* Can’t be cute right now. Mom said I had to pratice my butt-wiggle
itz a bery importunt tekneek, she sayz.

Gud morninz! U wipe ur droolz, then be makin me noms, k?
drool iz teh nappytiem’z most commun side efekt.

I made you a new file. Is called “Crap I Need to Clean Up.”
i fink u shud mayk it ur top prioritee.

Ikebana The Ancient Japanese Art of Kitteh Arranging
itz eezy 2 lern, but difficult 2 mastur.

Finally! A scientific breakthrough! After lenghty research the scientists of ICHC have developed a kitteh suitable for longwinded and elaborate captions.
science kittehs r teh bestest kittehs.

Cat ses, “Pul taybelclof down and we get noms.” Cat ses, “Dey won eber no it wus u.” But cat neber get in trubbel. Maybee I not trust him.
doan lissen goggie! teh kitteh iz lyin!
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