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An infinite number of monkeys at an infinite number of typewriters will eventually write the complete works of Shakespeare.
Surely one monkey and a tablet can give us the next Twilight.

“Join the Navy, see the world,” they said. “You’ll like being Vladimir’s cabin boy,” they said.
I remember being Stalin’s cabin boy. How do you think I got all these medals?
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